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mrpennstate:

meancutie:

utmost importance of national security

hahah its taking a weiner in the butt

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

wecannoteven:

lokis-army-at-221b:

okay so I decided  to google Benedict Cumberbatch singing and I found this

THIS HAPPENED WHEN I WAS GONE

HOW COME NOONE TELLS ME THESE THINGS

I WAS EXTREMELY AROUSED AND I WAS IN SCHOOL AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO FEEL

WHATWAHTYWAHTAHWTAWHAT YES PLEASE

bringmethemexicans:

m4ngomist:

bringmethemexicans:

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY BROTHER WAS SCREAMING AND ALL I SAW WAS THIS

OHGMYJESUS 

THERE ARE MOTHER FUCKING TANGERINES EVERYWHERE FUCK 

OK I AM THE BROTHER, I WAS ENJOYING MY NICE BAG OF TANGELOS WHEN THE BAG ESCAPED MY GRASP AND LITTERED MY DELICIOUS TENGERINES ALL OVER THE FLOOR OH GOD THEY WERE EVERYWHERE 

HARRISON FUCK 

marielikestodraw:

dirtydirtychai:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.  

These are glorious. 

Ahahha perfect