imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Yes. We would.
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
so with iOS8 we get a new Health App?? so i get another unnecessary app that i am never gonna use and can’t delete that will just take up space on my phone when i could be using the space for music or pictures
I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
Been playing with this concept for a while.
I love this. So much.
this should be posted everywhere
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
OMG SHE REAL LIVE EVIL LMAAAAOO THAT’S SCARY BUT FUNNY AS SHIT